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Spring 2022

Well, We Asked

We asked you what concrete action you will take this year to fight fascism. Not all of you took us seriously. Here are some of your answers:

  • I will phone-bank before the midterm election to increase voter turnout. 
  • I started donating $10 a month to an organization in my community that supports trans youths. 
  • I will kick their fucking fascist ass at Mario Kart
  • I got involved with my local mutual aid group. 
  • I am putting Coexist bumper stickers on cop cars. 
  • I bought a bidet, but it doesn’t work because the troll hiding in my sweet cheeks keeps blocking all of the water. 
  • I started going to city council meetings and emailing my local representatives. I live in a small town, so I feel a real ability for my voice to be heard. And I think it is probably helpful to have someone show up who isn’t screaming about made-up propaganda. 
  • Donkey Bong
  • Is this new season of Bridgerton less horny? Or am I more horny? And my hunger can’t be slaked? 
  • I’m learning how to de-escalate conversations with my conservative family members so I can counter the false talking points they see on the internet without starting a fight that will only push them further to the right.
  • If I carry my groceries home in a compostable bag, does that count as a taco? A wrap?
  • Have you heard the Radiohead Song “True Love Waits?” My high school girlfriend and I just got back together. We’re in our thirties now. Almost twenty years since we broke up. We watched Twilight: New Moon tonight. I don’t remember why. The movie was okay, but I had a great time. These last four months have been the best of my life. Erika and I really belong together. And I am so grateful God has put her back into my life. As the movie was coming to an end, I thought, “How great would it be if ‘True Love Waits’ plays over the credits.” It didn’t. But I didn’t mind. Because Erika was there. I don’t need anything else. I’m a little drunk. 
  • Do you remember Boaty McBoatface? Well we're married now. Three kids. It's lovely.
  • Dildo Candelabra



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