A Text Exchange in Which a Secret is Revealed

I love you two

                        Two?
                        How did you know i had an evil twin

*Too
Sorry!
Typo

                        Oh, I see!!!!!
                        I love you toooooo

Wait!!
What??

                        I love you, silly!

No, before that

                        Just a joke
                        For fun!!
                        And bonding between lovers

So you don't have an evil twin?

                        I mean evil is such a fuzzy word

FUZZY?

                        You know...what does evil even really mean, anyway?

EVIL!!!
BAD
BUT LIKE, GLOBALLY

                        Then definitely no
                        There's nothing global about what Ralph's doing

OKAY, WELL NOW YOU BETTER FUCKING HAVE 
AN EVIL TWIN BECAUSE IF YOU'VE JUST BEEN 
MESSING WITH ME I WILL RUN YOUR RECORDS 
THROUGH THE DISHWASHER!!!!