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Upcoming events:
New Community Center Fitness Classes:
-Kickboxing for Pacifists (Thursdays at 8 a.m.)
-Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Blows: Kickboxing for Children (Thursdays at 6 p.m.)

Monthly Round-Table Discussions (Second Tuesday at 8pm):
-Double Double Toil in Bumble: internet dating for witches in rural communities. (September)
-Ouija Gourd: A history of vegetables and the occult (October)
-candles candles everywhere and not a drop to sting: a discussion about the absence of sensuality in the modern sustainable soap and candle making movement (November)



Community Postings:
From: Erin R.
To: All

If anyone has books on how to make my box turtle faster and stronger, please let me know. I can't find any at the public library.

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From: Sarah W.
To: West Point Area Alumni

Recent ENSC alum looking for roommates in West Point, NE. Must be willing to deal with my occasional hostility. 402-555-9862

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From: Mike S.
To: All

Yes, I'm aware that I look so different with just the mustache. Please don't bring it up when you see me. I’m aware.

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From: Alex
To: Lincoln Alumni

Looking for advice: Do you know any Lincoln book clubs with a social justice focus or any fucking single men?

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From: Dan W.
To: All the grumpy whiners reading this

Can people stop complaining so much about movies and music they don't like? Some people worked very hard on that stuff. Some of us even like it.  I mean, my favorite nephew is named after a cheesy romcom. And the snippy comments last time Runaway Bride Wilson visited were unacceptable.

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From: Ginger
To: Tig

What are you thinking about? And don’t say nothing! Because I can see that you are thinking about something, dammit!

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From: ENSC Leaf Peeping Society
To: All you eager leaf peepers

(To the tune of “People Get Ready...Jesus is Coming”)
Peepers get ready, leaf peeping is coming
Soon we’ll be leaf peeping! Oh!
Peepers get ready, leaf peeping is coming
So take all the binoculars you own!

We’re only two months away! Start getting ready!!

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From: Curious Craig
To: All

Help! If the blackberry bushes in my backyard won’t attract bears, what will?

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