Horny Copypasta to Text People on Arbor Day

Ho! Ho! Ho! 🎅🎅🎅 Who's that CUMming 💦💦🙈🙊💦💦 down the chimney? 👀👀👀 Why, it's Birdsey Northrop!!! Out to spread the word about Arbor Day!!! 🌲🌲🌲 Birdsey wants to plant his seeds 🌱🪴🌴 deep in your back yard 🍑🍑 to grow some nice hard wood🍆🍆🌳🌳🍆🍆. So all you nasty little 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾tree sluts👩‍🌾👨‍🌾 better get on your knees 😮🫡😮 and get those filthy hands 🫳🍆dirty🫴🍑. While J. Sterling Morton's ghost is busy in 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥 for opposing the abolition of slavery and universal suffrage, Birdsey Northrop is 🙊busy🙈 going state to state 🤸‍♂️🤸spreading🤸🤸‍♀️ the word about arbor day and 🪵🪵log jamming🪵🪵 your desperate🥵🥵 ecological ass 😳🥺😳all the way to 🌆🏙pound town🌃🌇. So help Birdsey get the word out by sending this message to the most debauched and wanton environmentalists you know. Get 0️⃣ back and Zaddy Birdsey was right✅️✅️ to leave your 🥎⚽️balls🏀🏐 blue🪺. Get 5️⃣ back and Birdsey will 🛝slide🛝 his 🟩green🟩 thumb👍👍 into ⬆️⬆️your 🍰sweet🧁 ass🍑🍑, but he WON'T❌️ DO ❌️ANYTHING ❌️ELSE🛑🛑🛑. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ and Birdsey will 💧water💧 you like a 🏆good🏆 little tree 🌱🌱with delicious🤤🤤🤤 piss🥂🥂. SLURP UP THAT NITROGEN👅🫦👅, YOU TREE!!!🌲🌳🌴 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ and Birdsey will 💦plant his seed💦 in your back yard🍑🍑. So if you want a dead dude 👻👻to cum in your butt😻😻, get texting!!!🍾🍾🍾