Instructions for a Good Time Pt. 2

Like a note on a napkin in an adorable packed lunch

1. Write a compliment on a scrap of paper. 
2. Hide it in your bag/backpack/purse/things.
3. Visit a friend’s home. 
4. “Find” the compliment. 
5. Shout “Thank you! Oh my goodness, this is so sweet. When did you hide this? You should be a magician or something. Damn, I love you so much.”

How to stop freaking out when you are freaking out

1. Eat a meal. 
2. Drink 2 glasses of water. 
3. Take ten deep breaths. 
4. Spend twenty minutes doing absolutely nothing. 
5. Stop being so weird, you weirdo. 

Reading can be fun if you try hard enough

1. Go to your local library. 
2. Find the cookbook section. 
3. Write down a recipe on a piece of paper. 
4. Fold the paper so that--in a way--it is smaller.
5. Leave that recipe in your favorite book. 
6. Check out a different book.

(*reading can be fun if you try hard enough*) 

Music optional, drugs encouraged

1. Buy some colored light bulbs. 
2. Explore your space. 
3. Fuck around. 
4. Invite some friends over. 
5. Show off, baby.

Something like an owl cookie jar or a foam hat with bull horns

1. Go to a thrift store/junk store/garage sale. 
2. Find something silly. 
3. Make it twenty percent sillier. 
4. Give it away within a week. 
5. Ask for something in return. 
6. But don’t expect it. 

A Game! A Game! Can You Win?

1. Call someone you love.
   
2. Tell them about your day.
   
3. Make as many food puns as you can.
   
4. DO NOT let them notice.
   
5. Or else you lose.
   
6. And then you have to tell them a secret. 

Boy, the past sounds awful

1. Find somewhere you already need to go.
   
2. Make sure it isn’t too close.
   
3. Walk there.
   
4. Imagine crossing mountain passes on foot.
   
5. Boy, the past sounds awful.