General News

Journalism is hard to define. What qualifies as "news" is determined by a set of amorphous norms established by people trying to sell papers and keep you glued to the evening news. It is with that in mind that I inform you that our news this quarter is about Lydia playing dominoes, complaining about her friends, and then fucking her husband.

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Community Postings

Personal messages, local ads, and goings ons

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Poems

3 poems about sexting, 2 poems about riding a bike around a lake, and 1 poem about a bat in a toilet (+2 more)

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Creative Possum Names

Because there are already four Maxes on your block and your boyfriend hates the name Anthony [even though Kitchen Confidential is your favorite fucking book!]

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The Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley

A tense conversation with her sister leads Sarah to search for ways in which she is already right and really the problem is with everyone else

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Regional News You Might Have Missed

Boring Mayors, Angry Juice Shops, and Horny Book Covers

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A Zine/Challenge

*and there's a prize*

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Found Fiction

Garret brought this from the library. And I asked, “Where would we publish this?” And he said, “It’s like a readymade.” And I said, “I don't think that means what you think it means.” And then Lydia gave me a look that said, “Just let him have this one.” So here is a readymade, I guess.

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