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Fall 2022

General News

Journalism is hard to define. What qualifies as "news" is determined by a set of amorphous norms established by people trying to sell papers and keep you glued to the evening news. It is with that in mind that I inform you that our news this quarter is about Lydia playing dominoes, complaining about her friends, and then fucking her husband.

Community Postings

Personal messages, local ads, and goings ons

Poems

3 poems about sexting, 2 poems about riding a bike around a lake, and 1 poem about a bat in a toilet (+2 more)

Creative Possum Names

Because there are already four Maxes on your block and your boyfriend hates the name Anthony [even though Kitchen Confidential is your favorite fucking book!]

The Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley

A tense conversation with her sister leads Sarah to search for ways in which she is already right and really the problem is with everyone else

Regional News You Might Have Missed

Boring Mayors, Angry Juice Shops, and Horny Book Covers

A Zine/Challenge

*and there's a prize*

Found Fiction

Garret brought this from the library. And I asked, “Where would we publish this?” And he said, “It’s like a readymade.” And I said, “I don't think that means what you think it means.” And then Lydia gave me a look that said, “Just let him have this one.” So here is a readymade, I guess.

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    • Children's Corner
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  • Fall 2021
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    • Poems
    • A Letter from the Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley
    • Halloween Stories for Pacifists
    • How to Avoid Talking about Sports
    • Icebreaker Questions
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    • Apologies
    • A Letter from the Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley
    • Regional News You Might Have Missed
    • New Rules for the Monthly Open Mics
    • A Recipe for Fruit Pizza that Can Save a Relationship
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