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Winter 2022
Style Tips
Tip 1:
The most important tool in your sexy and cool tool-belt is confidence. So, stop having doubts. You might be worrying, “Am I really able to do that? It isn’t that simple.” Those are the exact sort of thoughts you need to clamp down on. Stop it!
Tip 2:
Nothing is sexier than cool detachment. When someone tells you something about work or their siblings, try responding with: “I don’t care” or “I am indifferent to that.”
Tip 3:
To be truly sexy, It is important to be comfortable in your own skin. That means that you need to break in your hard, leathery exterior. Rubber band your skin around a baseball and leave it under your pillow. This should soften your skin a little bit and help you be more reactive when life sends you a line drive down the third base line.
Tip 4:
Your clothes can say a lot about you. What do you want to say about yourself? Ideally something more than just how much you *heart* NY. For goodness sake, Devon!
Tip 5:
A little mystery is essential in the seduction process. What’s more mysterious than faking your own death? Maybe frame it on them! How are they going to get out of this mess? If only there was someone who could help them! *wink wink*
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Conclusion:
If you’ve tried the tips above and you still don’t feel sexy and cool all of the time, don’t be worried! It probably just means there is something wrong with you or that you are unlovable.
The most important tool in your sexy and cool tool-belt is confidence. So, stop having doubts. You might be worrying, “Am I really able to do that? It isn’t that simple.” Those are the exact sort of thoughts you need to clamp down on. Stop it!
Tip 2:
Nothing is sexier than cool detachment. When someone tells you something about work or their siblings, try responding with: “I don’t care” or “I am indifferent to that.”
Tip 3:
To be truly sexy, It is important to be comfortable in your own skin. That means that you need to break in your hard, leathery exterior. Rubber band your skin around a baseball and leave it under your pillow. This should soften your skin a little bit and help you be more reactive when life sends you a line drive down the third base line.
Tip 4:
Your clothes can say a lot about you. What do you want to say about yourself? Ideally something more than just how much you *heart* NY. For goodness sake, Devon!
Tip 5:
A little mystery is essential in the seduction process. What’s more mysterious than faking your own death? Maybe frame it on them! How are they going to get out of this mess? If only there was someone who could help them! *wink wink*
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Conclusion:
If you’ve tried the tips above and you still don’t feel sexy and cool all of the time, don’t be worried! It probably just means there is something wrong with you or that you are unlovable.
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