Three Poems

Talking to my dad

That brick house
Last week
Had about a hundred
Jack-o-lanterns
Of all sizes.

Well, not all sizes.
That would mean an
Infinite number of pumpkins
Each with their own
Unique size.

But a whole lot
Of pumpkins
For sure. 
     
***

A response from your partner which shows
that the flirty line you just said may not
have made as much sense as you were
hoping that it would

I'm sorry
I misheard
You

I thought
You were
Saying

ALL PEOPLE
Should respect
ALL

1) humans
2) therapists
3) and Grade A sexpots

But you were
Just saying
That

You respect me
Which is good
To hear

Thank you
I think

***

Untitled #69

I like to call him
One of my truest
Mentors.

Yes, we never met.
But meeting me
Can

Sometimes get in
The way of liking
Me. And

I've already had enough
mentors who hate
Me.