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December Movie Schedule:
Blanket Fort and Hallmark Movie Nights (Thursdays at 6:30pm):
- A Christmas Bris (Dec. 2)
- Do They Snow it’s Christmas? (Dec. 9)
- Samantha the Christmas Raccoon (Dec. 16)
- The Christmas Landscape Architect: Let it Mow, Let it Mow, Let it Mow (Dec. 23)
Winter Movies for Jaded Adults (Fridays at 10pm):
- Boomerang (Dec. 3)
- Eyes Wide Shut (Dec. 10)
- Carol (Dec. 17)
- You’ve Got Mail (Dec. 24)
Rocky Movie Marathon for People Who Do Not Care About Christmas (Dec. 25, 1pm)
Baumbach/Gerwig Movie Marathon for People Who Do Not Care About Christmas AND Object to the Violence and Politics of Rocky Movies (Dec. 25, at 2pm)
Monthly Roundtable Discussions (Second Tuesday at 8pm):
- You Had to Be There: A Discussion of Slipping Attendance at Mandatory Town Meetings (December)
- Portrait of a Lady Who’s Tired: A Lecture on the Psychological Impact of Gendered Inequality in Domestic Labor (January)
- Might I Inquire Whether You are Still Awake at this Late Hour? A Guide to Eloquence in Dating in the Virtual World (February)
Personal Postings:
From: Griffin D.
To: Anyone willing to help
Bugs are a delicate part of the intricate ecosystem of which we are all a valuable part. But so is murder. Please come kill this wasp.
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From: Hank G.
To: Scientists everywhere
Why is my grass green if I only feed it shrimp?
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From: Greg Nacett
To: All of our lovely old friends
After years of trying, we have finally made our Mark. Well, Linda gave birth to Mark. But, I’m still a valuable part of that process.
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From: Davis
To: Everyone
Say the world and I will be there to help. And that word is “pie.”
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From: Hank G.
To: Scientists Again
Is mass hysteria smaller on the moon? Or is that volume hysteria?
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From: Lydia
To: Carol
You told me that there is “some really cool gobblencore stuff at the community center I might want to check out.” I don’t know what that means and I’m scared to find out.
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From: Yasmine
To: All
Do you know what veils are made out of? Is it wood pulp? I don’t believe in marriage, but I have a lot of wood pulp.
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From: Hank G.
To: Please, Scientists, Please
Does evolution have to work the same for everyone? Maybe you used to be a monkey, but I think I used to be a swan. Look at my elegant hot-dog neck.
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From: Williams, Howard, & Taft Law
To: All
Conscripted as a voluntold fire fighter? Want a way out? Call 402-555-6987
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From: Samantha R.
To: Alumni in Omaha
Looking for roommates. You’ll need to find your own place to be on Thursdays.
Blanket Fort and Hallmark Movie Nights (Thursdays at 6:30pm):
- A Christmas Bris (Dec. 2)
- Do They Snow it’s Christmas? (Dec. 9)
- Samantha the Christmas Raccoon (Dec. 16)
- The Christmas Landscape Architect: Let it Mow, Let it Mow, Let it Mow (Dec. 23)
Winter Movies for Jaded Adults (Fridays at 10pm):
- Boomerang (Dec. 3)
- Eyes Wide Shut (Dec. 10)
- Carol (Dec. 17)
- You’ve Got Mail (Dec. 24)
Rocky Movie Marathon for People Who Do Not Care About Christmas (Dec. 25, 1pm)
Baumbach/Gerwig Movie Marathon for People Who Do Not Care About Christmas AND Object to the Violence and Politics of Rocky Movies (Dec. 25, at 2pm)
Monthly Roundtable Discussions (Second Tuesday at 8pm):
- You Had to Be There: A Discussion of Slipping Attendance at Mandatory Town Meetings (December)
- Portrait of a Lady Who’s Tired: A Lecture on the Psychological Impact of Gendered Inequality in Domestic Labor (January)
- Might I Inquire Whether You are Still Awake at this Late Hour? A Guide to Eloquence in Dating in the Virtual World (February)
Personal Postings:
From: Griffin D.
To: Anyone willing to help
Bugs are a delicate part of the intricate ecosystem of which we are all a valuable part. But so is murder. Please come kill this wasp.
***
From: Hank G.
To: Scientists everywhere
Why is my grass green if I only feed it shrimp?
***
From: Greg Nacett
To: All of our lovely old friends
After years of trying, we have finally made our Mark. Well, Linda gave birth to Mark. But, I’m still a valuable part of that process.
***
From: Davis
To: Everyone
Say the world and I will be there to help. And that word is “pie.”
***
From: Hank G.
To: Scientists Again
Is mass hysteria smaller on the moon? Or is that volume hysteria?
***
From: Lydia
To: Carol
You told me that there is “some really cool gobblencore stuff at the community center I might want to check out.” I don’t know what that means and I’m scared to find out.
***
From: Yasmine
To: All
Do you know what veils are made out of? Is it wood pulp? I don’t believe in marriage, but I have a lot of wood pulp.
***
From: Hank G.
To: Please, Scientists, Please
Does evolution have to work the same for everyone? Maybe you used to be a monkey, but I think I used to be a swan. Look at my elegant hot-dog neck.
***
From: Williams, Howard, & Taft Law
To: All
Conscripted as a voluntold fire fighter? Want a way out? Call 402-555-6987
***
From: Samantha R.
To: Alumni in Omaha
Looking for roommates. You’ll need to find your own place to be on Thursdays.
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