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Spring 2023
Community Postings
***OFFICIAL BUSINESS AT THE BOTTOM***
From: Andrew
To: Phil
On the train of life, sometimes the most important thing is just to stay on the tracks. But my life is not like a train. It's more like a waffle. So sometimes in my life, the most important thing is to be covered in syrup.
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From: Jamelle
To: Ester and Nadine
Thank you for the flowers and card! What a wonderful token of your kindness and affection! But, just for the record, when my birthday comes around next year, I really was serious when I said that what I wanted was world peace.
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From: Christian
To: The Editorial Board of the New York Times
Judgment without authority is like a shovel without a handle, in that the Supreme Court is broken and so is my fucking shovel.
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From: Claire
To: Hollywood (or whoever makes the stuff on my Roku, I guess)
Why does Sherlock Holmes always have a British accent? When are we just going to get a normal one?
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From: Elinor
To: Anyone with $3,000
For sale, restaurant name: I Love What You’ve Done with the Crepes.
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From: James
To: Ed
Don't tell me to calm down! You know I can't regulate my emotions.
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From: Jay
To: Najmieh
How tall do you think I am? And don't ask to meet me first or have me send you a picture with some objects for scale. When you became pen-pals with a very demanding person who loves guessing games, you knew what you were getting into.
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From: Dave
To: Anyone
I am selling a chair that used to be owned by a cool neighborhood guy who ran a pizza place. Imagine all that good karma! And all the money you'll save on tomato scented candles!
In Omaha. $35. [email protected]
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From: Chip
To: Jenna
No one appreciates your sarcasm, young lady. Except for me. Too bad that I’m just the ghost of a squirrel who learned to use a Blackberry in a failed science experiment, so we can never make this relationship work. Logistics, you know?
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Upcoming events
Monthly Roundtables (Second Tuesday at 8pm):
Color, Line, & Shape: Saying words about art in alphabetical order (June)
A Peace of Lake: An Easy Guide to Aquatic Summer Fun (July)
Cool as a Poop Number: Why it is called a #2…and more interesting histories of our bodily functions (August)
Summer (Movie) Concert Series:
(Every Sunday Afternoon at 2pm)
Monterey Pop (June 11)
Summer of Soul (June 18)
A Poem is a Naked Person (June 25)
Stop Making Sense (July 2)
Shut Up and Play the Hits (July 9)
Amazing Grace (July 16)
Gimme Shelter (July 23)
Junun (July 30)
From: Andrew
To: Phil
On the train of life, sometimes the most important thing is just to stay on the tracks. But my life is not like a train. It's more like a waffle. So sometimes in my life, the most important thing is to be covered in syrup.
***
From: Jamelle
To: Ester and Nadine
Thank you for the flowers and card! What a wonderful token of your kindness and affection! But, just for the record, when my birthday comes around next year, I really was serious when I said that what I wanted was world peace.
***
From: Christian
To: The Editorial Board of the New York Times
Judgment without authority is like a shovel without a handle, in that the Supreme Court is broken and so is my fucking shovel.
***
From: Claire
To: Hollywood (or whoever makes the stuff on my Roku, I guess)
Why does Sherlock Holmes always have a British accent? When are we just going to get a normal one?
***
From: Elinor
To: Anyone with $3,000
For sale, restaurant name: I Love What You’ve Done with the Crepes.
***
From: James
To: Ed
Don't tell me to calm down! You know I can't regulate my emotions.
***
From: Jay
To: Najmieh
How tall do you think I am? And don't ask to meet me first or have me send you a picture with some objects for scale. When you became pen-pals with a very demanding person who loves guessing games, you knew what you were getting into.
***
From: Dave
To: Anyone
I am selling a chair that used to be owned by a cool neighborhood guy who ran a pizza place. Imagine all that good karma! And all the money you'll save on tomato scented candles!
In Omaha. $35. [email protected]
***
From: Chip
To: Jenna
No one appreciates your sarcasm, young lady. Except for me. Too bad that I’m just the ghost of a squirrel who learned to use a Blackberry in a failed science experiment, so we can never make this relationship work. Logistics, you know?
***
Upcoming events
Monthly Roundtables (Second Tuesday at 8pm):
Color, Line, & Shape: Saying words about art in alphabetical order (June)
A Peace of Lake: An Easy Guide to Aquatic Summer Fun (July)
Cool as a Poop Number: Why it is called a #2…and more interesting histories of our bodily functions (August)
Summer (Movie) Concert Series:
(Every Sunday Afternoon at 2pm)
Monterey Pop (June 11)
Summer of Soul (June 18)
A Poem is a Naked Person (June 25)
Stop Making Sense (July 2)
Shut Up and Play the Hits (July 9)
Amazing Grace (July 16)
Gimme Shelter (July 23)
Junun (July 30)
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