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August 20th: Debbie found a weird old juicer at the thrift store and then set up a folding table with a bunch of random weird juices to try. Mine was tomatoes, spinach, and ginger. Not something I want like a bottle of, but it was fun.
August 26th: The marching band played “Hot to Go” because Dave was having a hard week.
August 29th: Kim and Arthur had a foot race behind the library. Kim won by a lot, but she did cheat.
September 2nd: The library screened a documentary about subatomic particles. You can tell someone in a documentary might have a complicated relationship with their father when they refer to him as "the Nobel Prize winner."
September 8th: Judy in a turtle hat!
September 13th: Kathy brought Maggie and Connor so much frozen lasagna for their parental leave meal prep drop off that Connor had to take his jeans out of the freezer.
September 15th: A raccoon ran onto the soccer field during a game. Elinor started running at it and clapping to shoo it away, but that only seemed to make him run at her faster. So Rodger jumped in front of her and shouted, "What are you even doing here?" At a raccoon! But then it ran away…
September 19th: I swear Abby pooped her pants a little. Prove me wrong.
September 24th: Maya drew a QR code on the wall of the bathroom. It's so super impressive that it works, but it does still look like a QR code.
September 28th: Asif B. won the annual Apple Pie Gobbler Triathlon.
October 1st: Sometimes, in a rare, beautiful moment, time will slow down and the world will go quiet just long enough to hear Brad G. talk about anyone else at all. On this day, he was a curious and generous conversational partner for almost 5 minutes. And good for Brad. Baby steps.
October 3rd: The library screened this documentary about apples, and some weirdo author starts talking about the garden of Eden. He says that people imagine Eve taking a bite from an apple, but that isn't true. He goes, "It was actually a pomegranate." Who’s gonna tell him?
October 11th: Premarital sex.
October 22nd: Judy got a haircut she called shaggy, but I say it looks more like they let Scooby-Doo at the scissors. And if that's bitchy, so be it.
October 23rd: Wendy climbed to the top of an apple tree. All the apples had already dropped, so she had to bring jerky from home.
November 1st: We watched Election because there was about to be an election. But who was on my side when I wanted to watch Jaws? Sharks are doing Jaws every day.
November 5th: Bon Iver. “Sh’Diah.” i’i, Jagjaguar, August 8th, 2019.
November 6th: I cried into the collar of my jacket, but then my shoulder got all wet and that really pissed me off.
November 11th: William jumped over a fence from a standing position for no reason at all. He was wearing jeans and a chore coat. I was shocked.
August 26th: The marching band played “Hot to Go” because Dave was having a hard week.
August 29th: Kim and Arthur had a foot race behind the library. Kim won by a lot, but she did cheat.
September 2nd: The library screened a documentary about subatomic particles. You can tell someone in a documentary might have a complicated relationship with their father when they refer to him as "the Nobel Prize winner."
September 8th: Judy in a turtle hat!
September 13th: Kathy brought Maggie and Connor so much frozen lasagna for their parental leave meal prep drop off that Connor had to take his jeans out of the freezer.
September 15th: A raccoon ran onto the soccer field during a game. Elinor started running at it and clapping to shoo it away, but that only seemed to make him run at her faster. So Rodger jumped in front of her and shouted, "What are you even doing here?" At a raccoon! But then it ran away…
September 19th: I swear Abby pooped her pants a little. Prove me wrong.
September 24th: Maya drew a QR code on the wall of the bathroom. It's so super impressive that it works, but it does still look like a QR code.
September 28th: Asif B. won the annual Apple Pie Gobbler Triathlon.
October 1st: Sometimes, in a rare, beautiful moment, time will slow down and the world will go quiet just long enough to hear Brad G. talk about anyone else at all. On this day, he was a curious and generous conversational partner for almost 5 minutes. And good for Brad. Baby steps.
October 3rd: The library screened this documentary about apples, and some weirdo author starts talking about the garden of Eden. He says that people imagine Eve taking a bite from an apple, but that isn't true. He goes, "It was actually a pomegranate." Who’s gonna tell him?
October 11th: Premarital sex.
October 22nd: Judy got a haircut she called shaggy, but I say it looks more like they let Scooby-Doo at the scissors. And if that's bitchy, so be it.
October 23rd: Wendy climbed to the top of an apple tree. All the apples had already dropped, so she had to bring jerky from home.
November 1st: We watched Election because there was about to be an election. But who was on my side when I wanted to watch Jaws? Sharks are doing Jaws every day.
November 5th: Bon Iver. “Sh’Diah.” i’i, Jagjaguar, August 8th, 2019.
November 6th: I cried into the collar of my jacket, but then my shoulder got all wet and that really pissed me off.
November 11th: William jumped over a fence from a standing position for no reason at all. He was wearing jeans and a chore coat. I was shocked.
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