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This Shouldn't Have Happened
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January 6th, 2024
Fake Flyers
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Do You Poke Smot?
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September 30th, 2023
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A Form Letter for Newspapers
A Form Letter for Art Museums
A Form Letter for Film Critics
A Form Letter for College Professors
Horny Copypasta to Text People on Arbor Day
20 Wonderful Messages to Write Inside a Card
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Adrianne Lenker from the band Big Thief visits Nebraska for the Maha Music Festival
Three Poems That Were Written on the Same Day
The Silver Dollar Flapjacks of Poetry
Regular and Irregular Meter
A Question
Business Poetry
Regional News Formatted Poetically
The Mental Health Awareness Decade
A Text Exchange in Which a Secret is Revealed
Maybe the Closest I Have Come to Writing a Perfect Poem
Three Poems
A Series of Thoughts I Had While Watching All That Jazz
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How to Scare Your Friends Through the Mail
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A Letter from the Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley
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Icebreaker Questions
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Apologies
A Letter from the Secluded Sisters of the Missouri Valley
Regional News You Might Have Missed
New Rules for the Monthly Open Mics
A Recipe for Fruit Pizza that Can Save a Relationship
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