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Question 6
Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef with Torpedo Hands is here.
He is drunk.
He is out of control.
Fred asks you what you are going to do about it.
“Why do I have to do something about it? I didn’t invite him.”
“He’s your friend.”
That is not true!
Fred added Dan to the group chat anyway. Not you!
Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef with Torpedo Hands starts dancing.
Debby dances along.
A few strangers join.
But something doesn’t seem right with Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef
with Torpedo Hands.
Boom!
Bang!
Kablam!
First torpedo gone!
Without it, he almost looks like a normal lobster.
You can see the blood in his eyes.
He is 6’ 2”.
This is the most chaos you have ever seen in a Red Robin.
The manager of the Red Robin rushes over to your table and
Fred throws you right
under the bus.
“Now listen here! Either you get that guy out of here or you’ll never eat
bottomless steak fries again.
Despite the food, it is really important to you that you are welcome back
at Red Robin because
your girlfriend loves it
and you love your girlfriend.
So what do you do?
Please remember that you have access to everything in your average
Red Robin
and even though you wouldn’t call him your friend, you know a lot about
Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef with Torpedo Hands
He is drunk.
He is out of control.
Fred asks you what you are going to do about it.
“Why do I have to do something about it? I didn’t invite him.”
“He’s your friend.”
That is not true!
Fred added Dan to the group chat anyway. Not you!
Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef with Torpedo Hands starts dancing.
Debby dances along.
A few strangers join.
But something doesn’t seem right with Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef
with Torpedo Hands.
Boom!
Bang!
Kablam!
First torpedo gone!
Without it, he almost looks like a normal lobster.
You can see the blood in his eyes.
He is 6’ 2”.
This is the most chaos you have ever seen in a Red Robin.
The manager of the Red Robin rushes over to your table and
Fred throws you right
under the bus.
“Now listen here! Either you get that guy out of here or you’ll never eat
bottomless steak fries again.
Despite the food, it is really important to you that you are welcome back
at Red Robin because
your girlfriend loves it
and you love your girlfriend.
So what do you do?
Please remember that you have access to everything in your average
Red Robin
and even though you wouldn’t call him your friend, you know a lot about
Dan the Man: The Lobster Chef with Torpedo Hands
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